will photo for pancreas
I’m pretty sure this has already come through Tumblr
boyfriend: Hi
me: hey
me: nigga
boyfriend: ohmagash
me: niiiiggaaaaah
boyfriend: titttss
me: balltitsonbread
boyfriend: this is why you are my girlfriend
me: what is wrong with us?
Mom: Can you go and feed the dog?
Me: Why can't you?
Mom: Because you are sitting on your computer doing nothing
Me: Mom, obviously I'm blogging....
(Source: samsfatcakes, via sesamestreet666)
(via toastradamus)
gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
