I catered a BBQ lunch for work [556x556][OC]
- no wings
- in the sea
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal
- breathing fire
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads
- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill
- jake long
HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT A HURDLE
TRY TO GET A DATE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE NORMAL
TRY GOING TO ANY FAMILY EVENT AND HAVING EVERYONE ASK YOU WHY YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET
AND WHEN YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN MARRIED YET
AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD KIDS YET
once you come out as gay, and people accept it or don’t, THAT IS THE END. that is the end of the conversation. YOU LUCKY FUCKERS
Lol that’s right. They either accept you’re gay or not.
Or kick you out
Or send you to reprogramming camps
Or sterilize you
Or murder you
Boy us queers got it so easy.
Pro tip: if your comment or post ends with telling an oppressed group they are “so fucking lucky”, delete your post and instead occupy yourself with the no doubt arduous task of removing your head from your own ass.
straight people like “i cant get a sweetheart :(” queer people like “please dont murder me on the street”
Finished my haunted library today! Had a lot of fun putting htis room together. c:
When you first enter there’s an unmistakable chill in the air, but its easy to laugh your worries away with all the wonderful treats that are lying around. However, as you start to investigate more, you find eerie papers lying around discussing a missing person, and a hidden space behind the bookcase.