food-porn-diary:

I catered a BBQ lunch for work [556x556][OC]

food-porn-diary:

I catered a BBQ lunch for work [556x556][OC]

j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

(via prospitcest)

defenseoftheancients:

maplehoofs:

aquaticspacepussy:

prettygirlwithahandgrenade:

HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT A HURDLE
OH YEAH
TRY TO GET A DATE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE NORMAL
TRY GOING TO ANY FAMILY EVENT AND HAVING EVERYONE ASK YOU WHY YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET
AND WHEN YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN MARRIED YET
AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD KIDS YET
once you come out as gay, and people accept it or don’t, THAT IS THE END.  that is the end of the conversation.  YOU LUCKY FUCKERS

Lol that’s right. They either accept you’re gay or not.Or kick you outOr send you to reprogramming campsOr sterilize youOr murder you
Boy us queers got it so easy.

Pro tip: if your comment or post ends with telling an oppressed group they are “so fucking lucky”, delete your post and instead occupy yourself with the no doubt arduous task of removing your head from your own ass.

straight people like “i cant get a sweetheart :(” queer people like “please dont murder me on the street”

defenseoftheancients:

maplehoofs:

aquaticspacepussy:

prettygirlwithahandgrenade:

HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT A HURDLE

OH YEAH

TRY TO GET A DATE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE NORMAL

TRY GOING TO ANY FAMILY EVENT AND HAVING EVERYONE ASK YOU WHY YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET

AND WHEN YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN MARRIED YET

AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD KIDS YET

once you come out as gay, and people accept it or don’t, THAT IS THE END.  that is the end of the conversation.  YOU LUCKY FUCKERS

Lol that’s right. They either accept you’re gay or not.
Or kick you out
Or send you to reprogramming camps
Or sterilize you
Or murder you

Boy us queers got it so easy.

Pro tip: if your comment or post ends with telling an oppressed group they are “so fucking lucky”, delete your post and instead occupy yourself with the no doubt arduous task of removing your head from your own ass.

straight people like “i cant get a sweetheart :(” queer people like “please dont murder me on the street”

(via prospitcest)

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

(via autostralianchristmas)

the-walking-dead-art:

Rosita Espinosa killing a walker with her earrings 

the-walking-dead-art:

Rosita Espinosa killing a walker with her earrings 

(via makos-lightningrod)

macaron-crossing:

Finished my haunted library today! Had a lot of fun putting htis room together. c:

When you first enter there’s an unmistakable chill in the air, but its easy to laugh your worries away with all the wonderful treats that are lying around. However, as you start to investigate more, you find eerie papers lying around discussing a missing person, and a hidden space behind the bookcase.

(via acnl-homes)